Local sluts in El Cayo

I mean, look at this place. There must be a thousand dudes here asking about your exquisite lady-parts.

I'd like to meet a nice SWF, near-ish my age, maybe even with a few extra pounds (I'm very BBW friendly if it means a heavy chest!), for a bit of wining and dining and maybe a bit of NSA fun for us, but then posting here isn't going to make it happen.

I'm not busy this weekend, but then this isn't going to change that one bit. Who cares that I'm an endearing dork, 6'2, brown hair, d/d free but 420 friendly, well spoken, with bespectacled blue eyes and a sardonic wit? Not you, that's who!

So go on, mail the allegedly hard body jock in the post below me (he's probably Norwegian and great with his tongue; it's a very difficult language), or that guy above who talked up his preposterously huge junk (I mean, I'm big, but goddamn! But hey, be kind: that poor guy likely has elephantitis, and could really use medical help after you're done with him). Enjoy yourself. You look great, you deserve it!

And even if you accidentally click on the mail link and somehow piano your keyboard through the captcha, WHATEVER YOU DO don't put the answer to 6 + 6 in the subject line. That would make me actually read your message instead of assuming you're a bot (nothing against my metal friends, but they're terrible in bed). That would be embarrassing.

;-). I want horny people.

kind regards,. So call me I promise we'll have an amazing time together. I'll walk the plank.. Watching my 42 year old wife cum on a 22 year old cock didordidnt

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